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Jeffri Chadiha of ESPN.com threw up his "Ten Most Indispensable Players" which has a few surprising names. A quick rundown:

• 1-Tom Brady, Patriots
• 2-Peyton Manning, Colts
• 3-Terrell Owens, Cowboys
• 4-Adrian Peterson, Vikings
• 5-Antonio Gates, Chargers
• 6-Albert Haynesworth, Titans
• 7-Brian Westbrook, Eagles
• 8-Joe Thomas, Browns
• 9-Matt Hasselbeck, Seahawks
• 10-Eli Manning, Giants

Let's start at the bottom: Eli Manning? I know we were all impressed by his playoff run, but you do remember the Giants looked very bad towards the end of last season, right? To me, the Texans' Andre Johnson, Panthers' Steve Smith or, Broncos' Champ Bailey are more list-worthy than Eli.

Not to dump on him, but he had a 32.2 QB rating in a win over the Bills and a 44.9 QB rating in a win over the Dolphins. His two highest QB ratings during the regular season? Both losses. That means he can suck and the Giants still can win football games. Doesn't seem very indispensable to me.

That brings me to Adrian Peterson ...

Brian Urlacher was still looking for a new deal last Friday, and yesterday, it finally happened. No holdout necessary, apparently, even though those empty threats were made (as they often are during contract disputes), and while the Bears Pro Bowl middle linebacker wasn't interested in a one-year extension, the organization made too attractive an offer to turn down.

Specifically, an extra $18 million to play tackle football in Chicago through 2012. But Urlacher also warns against signing long-term, very lucrative contracts because, well, you might just outplay them.

''I would definitely caution anyone signing a deal that long,'' Urlacher said of the nine-year, $56.65 million contract he signed in 2003. ''It's very enticing at the time because it's a lot of guaranteed money up front, and you want to get that security. But at the same time, you don't know how you are going to play, either. You may outplay it.

''I'm glad it's done now. It feels good because they didn't have to do anything. That was a nice deal they offered me, and we ended up getting it worked out.''

Yes, just because somebody offers you $6.3 million a year for nine years, doesn't mean you should just accept it. Of course, there's always a chance you get injured, or don't perform like you once did, but what's the chance that happens?

I'm fine with Urlacher getting as much as he can -- NFL careers are notoriously short and the salary cap favors the owners. That said, it's hard to sympathize for a guy in such a horrible financial situation. Whatever, disaster averted. Until the season starts and we get to see the Bears' offense, anyway.

Even though we've been hearing rumors about Jeremy Shockey relocating south, I really didn't expect it to actually happen because, well, players are forever bellyaching about their current situations, and often, the organizations pay them some lip service through the media, but inevitably, nothing changes.

Everything changed in Shockey's case. The Giants got a second- and fifth-round pick, and the Saints got one of the league's best pass-catching tight ends. They also got a player coming off a broken leg who's sporting a ginormous chip on his shoulder. So, um, WATCH OUT GIANTS FRONT OFFICE! JEREMY'S GUNNING FOR YOU!

Well, sorta. According to Newsday's Tom Rock, even before Shockey was traded -- but after he made it clear that's exactly what he wanted -- he guaranteed retribution. Or some such.

"If the team trades me, I promise you I'm going to make them pay," Shockey told the youngsters during a promotional appearance in Queens in early June. "If I ever get a chance to play against a team that trades me, it's not going to be a pretty sight."

Jeremy Shockey, motivational speaker to youths everywhere. Giants guard Rich Seubert hardly seemed affected by the threat of reprisal: "It's the business of football, it's what happens ... You have to move on. We'll be fine without him and best of luck to him wherever he goes." Whatever, Rich. You might be ready to move on, but Shockey's going to make the whole team PAY! You've been warned. Jerks.

Ah, Dusty Baker. Ah, on-base percentage. The unstoppable force vs. the immovable object. Batman vs. the Joker. Eamonn vs. mayonnaise. These are the great rivalries of our century.

While I may never surrender in my fight against mayo (if I tell you no mayo, do not look at me funny, just don't put that disgusting goop on my sandwich, OK?) we're making headway in the fight between Dusty and OBP. Seriously. In justifying why he's keeping Adam Dunn (very good at baseball) and Ken Griffey, Jr. (good at baseball) in the lineup, Dusty actually cited on-base percentage, his longtime foe. Whatever happened to "walks clog the bases"?

"Their averages are low, but their on-base percentages are still high," Baker said. "Their on-base percentages are higher than some of the guys who are hitting. I know they can hit, but it also helps to get on base and put a pitcher in the stretch. That's the thing. Most starters don't like being in the stretch."

As FJM points out, the notion that the reason why OBP is beneficial is because it puts pitchers in the stretch and not because it means people, you know, aren't making outs is incredibly, totally weird. But it's Dusty. And it's on-base percentage. Whatever the nonsensical means, we should be happy with the end: progress.

How long has it been since the city of Boston got to celebrate a championship? A couple weeks, maybe?

Boston is going through quite the purple patch right now. The Red Sox won the last World Series, the Celtics are the reigning NBA champs, and the New England Patriots, who have won three Super Bowls this decade, might have been one amazing catch away from a fourth. (I attribute that to karma, but that's just me.)

Well, don't look now, but the New England Revolution, who won the U.S. Open Cup last year, are ready to outdo every other team in Boston. This club is up for not one, not two, but four trophies this season.

The Revs are currently five points clear in first place for the MLS Supporters Shield, which goes to the top club in the regular season. In addition, they're in the semifinals of both the Open Cup and Superliga, and they look poised to make another run in the MLS Cup Playoffs. They've reached the Final the last two seasons, only to lose both times the Houston Dynamo -- which, by the way, is the other MLS club in the Superliga semifinals.

Of course, this doesn't include the trophy that passengers on Flight 725 probably want to give them.

That headline deserves a few !s, if you ask me. It really happened, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution's Sekou Smith: Atlanta restricted free agent Josh Childress signed a fat contract with Olympiakos of Greece -- bigger than the previously reported three-year, $20 million offer.

To say this signing is a major coup for Olympiakos and the Euroleague is a massive, massive understatement. Childress, a 25-year-old stud just entering his prime, reported turned down a five-year, $33 million contract from Atlanta this summer. Are things in the Hawks franchise that bad? (Probably.) Is the Greek offer that much better? (Probably.) Did anyone ever think a signing like this could happen so soon? (Definitely not.)

This is much bigger news than the Brandon Jennings signing with Virtus Roma. Jennings is biding his time before an NBA entrance because he actually cannot play in the NBA next year. Childress, a former top-10 pick and a would-be perennial Sixth Man of the Year contender, is entering his prime and could have secured millions in the NBA. But he chose to go elsewhere.

If revenue continues to grow in Europe for the top clubs, teams like Olympiakos can continue to offer these mammoth contracts to yank studs away from the NBA. Europe will likely never pull a LeBron or Dwight Howard cornerstone type. But Childress is only the beginning. (Maybe the Lakers ought to give Andrew Bynum his contract, lest they find themselves in a contract battle with BC Kiev or something.)

Previously on FanHouse:
Is ATL Good Enough to Let Childress Flee?

Jamaica's Asafa Powell beat his countryman, world-record holder Usain Bolt, in a head-to-head match-up in Stockholm. Here's the video:

Once considered the favorite to win gold in Beijing, Powell was becoming a little bit overlooked recently after Bolt broke the world record and American Tyson Gay put on a tremendous performance at the U.S. Olympic trials.

But by beating Bolt, Powell re-established himself as one of the favorites in Beijing. The Bolt-Powell-Gay 100-meter race will be one of the top events at the Summer Olympics; it's anyone's guess who will win the gold, but it would be a big upset if they don't all come home with medals.

Dozens of people were injured, but none killed, when the stands collapsed at a bullfighting ring in Colombia. Here's the video:

Said one of the women injured, "The organizers kept letting more people come, so it was a very strong fall."

The BBC reports:

Some 500 people were attending the event, part of an annual fiesta, when the accident happened.

The collapse of the stand was caught live on television. An investigation into what caused it is under way.

Two people dressed as clowns tried to distract the bull away from the fleeing crowds.

More than 80 people were taken to a local hospital.

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Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast! One moment Plenette Pierson and Candace Parker are jostling for position, and the next Rick Mahorn is shoving Lisa Leslie to the ground and Cheryl Ford is being carted off in a wheel chair.

In other words: one second the WNBA isn't even a speck in the casual sports fan's peripheral vision, and the next it's a guaranteed hot topic in thousands of newspapers, blogs and talk radio shows across the country, not to mention on endless loop on SportsCenter. But hey, all publicity is good publicity, right?

Try telling that to David Stern (or better yet, Mahorn) this morning. But while this is certainly a figurative black eye, I'm guessing all that really comes of this is a bunch of people who never liked the league in the first place cracking a few more jokes. If you must, please don't compare it to the Malice at the Palace just because it happened to take place in Auburn Hills (fans were never even close to being involved) nor Danica vs. Milka just because it involved female athletes (at least actual haymakers were thrown last night, not just towels).